Cool Jokes Collection

Qualities of a phlebotomy technician

2012-01-24T04:33:00.000-08:00

The phlebotomy has become one of the most exciting fields of present time. On the same time the phlebotomy as become utmost need of the medical field. It is because this field is works to extract the blood of the patients for the reason of testing and to analyzing the disease of the patients that helps doctors in providing the best treatment to the patients. This field is in great demand thus making career as phlebotomist technician can be a good option to anyone. But to be a well qualified phlebotomy technician it is very necessary to have some qualities such as ability to give right directions and the person should be good team leader as a phlebotomist has to work in a team.

As the work of a phlebotomist is to analyze the blood of the people thus he should be good analyzer, and as he or she has met with people of different nature in the form of the patients thus it is very necessary that the phlebotomist friendly nature and also has good communication skills. And as the job of a phlebotomist are not limited thus as according to the condition he or she has to do in situation that he/she never even expect.

These days the all kind of the qualities that are utmost compulsory to be a well skilled phlebotomy technician can very easily learn by pursuing in the national phlebotomy training programs. These days there many kinds of the phlebotomy training courses are obtainable and one can appear in any one of them that is most suitable for him and as well as for his pocket.

Online Poker Tips For Christmas

2011-12-28T20:26:00.000-08:00

Playing poker for a continued aeon of time can accomplish it become repetitive, arid and mundane. To 'spice up' your online poker acquaintance you can asperse yourself in the Christmas spirit this year. Below is a account of 5 means to adore the blithe season, while still getting able to use all the online poker strategies which will accomplish you money at the poker table.

1. Change your Avatar name. This one is easy, there are so abounding blithe names which can be used. Some of them will already be taken, but there are endless variations that can be used. Whether you use an online name architect or anticipate of something amusing yourself - you'll get a lot of animadversion about your melancholia name. Although this doesn't access your accumulation from poker, it absolutely does accomplish you feel bigger about yourself!

2. Buy poker ability for friends. Allotment your adulation for poker with the humans you love! You can acquisition poker accompanying ability for all blazon of people, there are funny, serious, anterior gifts... too abounding to acknowledgment here. A quick internet seek for poker ability will accord you all the assets you need.

3. Allotment something blithe with humans at your table. Online poker is a austere pastime, but at Christmas you can let your hair down a little - and allotment some of those abhorrent jokes you acquisition in Christmas absurd with others on your poker table. You'll be afraid at how abounding added players will accompany in on the fun, and you'll anon acquisition out that an online poker allowance can in fact be actual sociable, as able-bodied as profitable.

Internet marketing services for the success of your business

2011-12-27T04:17:00.000-08:00

These days in the path of success of the businesses the internet marketing services are playing very important role. In the services line of the internet services it includes manifold services for the website promotion. They also provide the SEO services to help in achieving the top ranking on the first page of the major search engines like Google, Yahoo, MSN, and Bing. There are many different companies that are providing the all kind of the internet marketing services to all type of the businesses. The charges may be different from one to another company thus one should always select that one that is offering the services as according to the need of the business and also charging very reasonable prices that is easily affordable.

But on the same time selecting a best one can be very daunting task for you then you can also take the help of the internet and with a little search you will definitely search a best internet marketing services provider company. After that with their help you will get the goal of your business and will be succeed in sustaining your position in the market in long run. So do not waste your time any more just hire anyone of them who is well experienced.

Jokes In Hindi……Funny

2011-12-24T09:07:00.000-08:00

1 - मालिक: तुम बाथरूम में क्यू घुस आए, क्या तुम्हे पता नही था की मैं नहा रहा हूँ?
नौकर: हज़ूर ग़लती हो गयी, में समझा था बेगम साहिबा है.

2 - टीचर: सच ओर वहम में क्या फ़र्क़ है ?
स्टूडेंट: आप जो हमें पढ़ा रही हैं वो सच है, लेकिन हम सब पढ़ रहे हैं ये आपका वहम है……..

3- लड़का: माँ, आज मेरा दोस्त घर आ रहा है….
घर के सब खिलोने छिपा दे.
माँ: तेरा दोस्त चोर है क्या?
लड़का: नहीं, वो अपने खिलोने पहेचान लेगा !

4- एक छोटा बच्चा बहुत देर से घर के बाहर खड़ा दरवाजे की घंटी बजाने की कॉसिश कर रहा था.तो एक बूढ़ा आदमी आया और कहा:
बूढ़ा आदमी: क्या कर रहे हो बेटा?
बच्चा: अंकल, यह घंटी बजाना चाहता हूँ.
बूढ़ा आदमी (घंटी बजi के): यह लो बज गया, अब क्या है?
बच्चा: अब भागो!

5- कस्टमर: मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है.
पोलीस: कौन है वो जो आपको धमकिया दे रहा है?
कस्टमर: टेलिफोन वाले बोलते है के, “बिल नही भरोगे तो काट देंगे.”

6 - लोग कहते हैं की खुदा ने आपको बड़ी फ़ुर्सत में बनाया है…
ठीक ही कहते हैं, फालतू काम फ़ुर्सत में ही तो किए जाते हैं.

7 - जो तुमको हो पसंद वोही बात कहेंगे,
तुम दिन को अगर रात कहो तो रात कहेंगे,
क्यूंकी… … “पागलो से बहस नही की जा सकती”….

8 - बहू का फर्स्ट अफेयर सुनने के बाद ससुर ने बहू को मारा!
2न्ड अफेयर पता लगने पर पति ने मारा!
लेकिन सास हर बार चुप रही!
क्यूँ??
.
क्यूंकी सास भी कभी बहू थी!

9 - टीचर: उसने खुद खुशी कर ली, उससे खुद खुशी करनी पड़ी, डिफरेन्स बताओ.

स्टूडेंट: पहले वाला पढ़ा लिखा बेरोज़गार था, दूसरा शादी शुदा था.

10 - एक बार एक तोता उड़ रहा था फुल स्पीड पर.
उसके सामने अचानक फुल स्पीड में एक फरारी आ रही थी, दोनो की टक्कर हुई…
तोता बेहोश होगा या, रास्ते में एक भिकारी था उसने तोता को उठाया और घर ले गया.
उसको मरहम लगाया और पिंजरे में रख दिया.
जब तोता को होश आया, उसने अपने आप को पिंजरे में देखा.

और बोला, “आईला … जेल …. वो फरारी का ड्राइवर मर गया क्या ??

Play online pokies at your home

2011-12-01T01:01:00.000-08:00

If you are a lover of the pokies games then now there is no need to go out of house to the land based casinos to play the pokies games as now with the presence of the online casinos it has become very easy and convenient to play the all kinds of the pokies and as well as other casino games online at home. For this one just need to have a PC and an internet connection on it. There are many online casinos that are providing the different kinds of the online pokies games. The pokies are the kind of casino games that are very easy to play and anyone can play them very easily and can make a lot of bucks. To win the pokies games there is no kind of the strategies are required but to win these games only to have the favor of the luck.
On the same time as the payouts of the online casinos are high then the land based casinos thus the online casinos are getting popularity among the people rapidly since the beginning. The pokies are also called as fruit machines games at many parts. So again if you are interested in playing the pokies or say the fruit machines games then you can also play them online with comforts of your house. There are also many online casinos that are providing the fruit machines games free so you may also join the online free casinos to pay and enjoy the games.

Phlebotomy Certification in North Dakota

2011-09-07T21:00:00.001-07:00

The phlebotomy schools will offer standard training and the program will cover all the necessary topics that must be known by the phlebotomy training. Various techniques and skills must be used in the phlebotomy job and the instructions about these are described clearly during the class programs. The major responsibility of the phlebotomy technician is to draw the blood from patient's body and to send the blood taken for tests to respective labs or to run the tests. There are various vocational institutes and community colleges that offer phlebotomy classes.

The phlebotomy technician must possess registration or certification as it is compulsory in certain states. The phlebotomy course has gained popularity among the public and the main reason behind it is because of the demand for phlebotomy certification. Most of the employers prefer phlebotomists who are well trained in the field. The salary of the phlebotomists is high and is dependent on the skills and education of the technician.

Bismarck State College:

The institute is also called as BSC and is a comprehensive, public, 2 year and 4 year community institute. The institute is situated in Bismarck in North Dakota. The institute was established in 1939. It is the 4th largest institute under North Dakota University system. The institute offers over 20 bachelor's degree programs, more than 30 technical course programs, over 140 online course programs in various study areas and several graduate programs. The athletic department of the institute sponsors several women's and en's sports team. The sports team of the college takes part in various intercollegiate events and games. Sports team of the institute is nicknamed as Mystics.

The major games played by the sport team members include volleyball, baseball and basketball. It is a public institute which offer bachelor's degree as the highest course degree. Open admission policy is followed by the institute during the selection of candidates during admission. The senior faculty members of the institute are permanent staffs. More than 3,000 students are enrolled in the institute. Student meal plan is also offered by the institute.

The mission of the institute is to offer high quality workforce training, enrichment programs and education programs which reach the global and local communities. The institute offers both bachelor's degree and associate degree on various study programs.

The institute offers part time and full time classes to the students in all the courses. Financial support is offered to the eligible students. The major course of study include law enforcement, security, production trade, commercial art, phlebotomy, office administration, emergency medicine, nursing, medical technology, medical support, medical administration, repair, mechanics, liberal arts, law, hospitality, social work, family, engineering technician, teaching, education, construction trade, computer engineering, business management and agricultural management. The student staff relation in the institute is very active. The staffs are very supportive and help the students in all their activities. Senior staff members in the institute are given high payment. The faculty members have good knowledge in the subject they teach and have real world experience.

Bismarck State College

ND 58506-5587

bismarckstate.edu

(701)224-5400

Online Presence Of An Artist

2011-07-12T21:25:00.000-07:00

Artists always need fame and popularity by their side to help them get more assignments, which in turn helps them to earn money. If the artist does not promote himself well, then people will not know about his existence, and he may not be able to get as many assignments as any other artist who may probably be less skilled than him, but may be promoting himself well. Therefore, for every artist, getting people to know his work is of extreme importance.

One very easy and smart way of doing this is by gaining an online presence. These days, everyone uses the Internet for personal and professional purposes, and the number of people who surf the Internet for leisure purposes is also very high. So an artist can register himself on multiple art sharing sites and communities, where like-minded people will be able to view his work, and may turn out to be clients in the future.

Many times, upcoming artists also take part in art contests online to gain recognition. The advantage of taking part in online art contests is that people from all over the world get to see an artist’s work, and the artist of course also stands a chance of winning great prizes. While art contests for money may charge a participation fee from the artist, and the collected fee from all participants may be used to give the prizes to the winners, free art contests are mainly organized with the spirit of healthy and mutually beneficial exchange of art and its knowledge.

English SMS For Communication and Enjoyment

2011-07-08T21:37:00.000-07:00

A short message is the information that can be used to transfer data to a lot. To use short message services have been introduced with a number of people looking for a way to tell your friends, relatives and friends what they think and what they think of them. This piece of technology is really interesting, not to mention the numerous discoveries in SMS children who came with it. Types of SMS English SMS are as varied as you will find a loving, gentle jokes and flirtatious. What kind of person you are sending an SMS message with a positive or a negative effect on the recipient.

English jokes are by far some of the most interesting in the mobile phone. A joke by SMS can be sent to someone to cheer them up. There are people who love to laugh with those people who have a great sense of humor, but approaching them is crucial. SMS you send these people to trigger a nerve to make them laugh. There are different kinds of jokes in English that can be sent by SMS. Animal jokes, jokes, cartoons, jokes, celebrity, crazy jokes, ethnic jokes, food jokes, school jokes and much more. Something interesting that you see can be turned into comedy and turned into a short message to make someone laugh or cause them to action.

Sending text messages on the phone to show how much you love someone. When structuring the text a little creativity and innovation will be necessary to offer content that will not only send the message, but send the message with style. If not that of your friends have been pushing him quiet with a joke by text message and make his day. SMS in English is easier to understand, you can play with words to achieve a unique piece to send to someone. If you run out of ideas this joke to send someone on SMS pick ideas in magazines, online and look around. Sending these messages is fun when you do it with friends.

Top Reasons To Send Free SMS Jokes

2011-07-05T21:50:00.000-07:00

Laughter and fun to make life meaningful. They provide an outlet for pain, stress and rigors that affect our daily lives. A smile not only keeps you grounded, so is alert and enthusiastic. Why not make someone's day by sending free SMS jokes?

Another reason to send a text message joke is that people want to read the jokes. When traveling, or when waiting for buses that pass through the messages in their inbox. Surprisingly, even though our life is very hectic, people these days do not take the time to read these jokes. Many even the best jokes on their personal contact information. This SMS jokes are a great way to keep in touch with a contact list of people.

Today, we often do not have time to talk with friends or relatives on a regular basis. One of the ways we can tell them that we care and remember to send them text messages. If you have nothing important to say, but I just do not want to give the other person knows that the cure, the SMS is a joke.

Huge Collection of Hot Actress Photos

2011-07-03T21:18:00.000-07:00

The internet has made it easy for people to get all the information that they require. The internet offers many sites to search for Hot Actress photos. Most of the sites that offer this kind of service provide a huge collection of pictures of the celebrities that people admire. The site is convenient, in the sense that there is everything that you are looking for. There is no hustle of looking around for one celebrity in one site and having to look elsewhere for another. If you are looking for a South Indian Actress in a site, you don’t have to navigate to look for a Hollywood actor in a different site.

The site also allows you to download the images of the celebrities you love to your phone or computer. There is a lot to see since the sites provide a collection of heroine photos and people get to select what they want and need from there. There are different kinds of photos that include talk show photos, event photos, celebrities In Bikini on the beach, film photos, among others.

People can also print the photos of the celebrities that they love. As long as you have a printer you can print the photos in whatever size you like. There are so many photos on celebrity photo shoot and you can have the same photo as the one on a magazine cover, framed and hang in your house. You can create your own celebrity posters.

Tricks to Help You Increase Your Chances to Sell Photos

2011-06-15T03:11:00.000-07:00

Photography is a very competitive profession and this is because of the few requirements to enter the business. You are only required to have a high quality digital camera that can produce quality shots with high resolution. In the business of , buy sell photo certain standards must be met before people can buy the photos and hence as a photographer, you should ensure they are met. The standards include quality pictures that are relevant to the niche market you are trading. This is to ensure your photos take the first stage and hence make money.

The other trick you should embrace to sell photos is to be creative, unique and improve your photography techniques. After taking thousands of pictures, you will be able to take photos with a little ease and hence you will master the techniques required to make composed and clear photos. The next standard you should follow is to read and understand the guidelines of the websites you are selling your photos to. Understanding will help you adhere to the requirements and hence your photos will not be rejected because of not meeting the standards. The other information you should value is that photos with people will sell better than nature photographs.

The other tricks you can use to sell photos is to ensure you have the right timing of big events like Christmas and New Year when you are likely to sell many photographs but remember after the festivity your pictures are no longer relevant and hence the urgency.

How Funny Jokes Help You in Destressing

2011-06-12T21:46:00.000-07:00

I keep asking lifestyles of today, something that stress can never be automatic, because there are so many resources that can hurt you dreaded condition regularly. More because of a belief more widespread than we ever have time to take immediate steps, the pressure mounts, and one day lead to tragic consequences.

It may be possible that some people find this kind of feeling regularly, others may have this experience once a week or more. But regardless of frequency, the fact is that this is a dangerous condition to be, and can lead to great damage to both body and mind. However, there may be a relatively simple solution to escape the stress through jokes that are freely available on the Internet.

Let's talk about stress and its harmful effects, which interferes with his sanity, and leads to the person suffering from depression, hypertension and related conditions. This can also be supplemented by memory lapses and memory, and judgments of indecision and wrong. As you can see not only the stress is very harmful to the mind but also for the social life of an individual and family life as well. Therefore, it is important to always update with jokes to reduce the pressures of everyday life

Basically, what these sites do not joke is to provide an individual with an unlimited supply of jokes from all walks of life. This is concerned with a couple of laughs, and is a great help to restore hormonal balance are the first to be affected by stress. And now it is scientifically proven that half an hour of laughter can do wonders for your health. Speaking of laughter therapy generally helps cure many diseases involving the heart and nervous system.

Understanding the Basics of Urdu Poetry

2011-06-11T05:16:00.000-07:00

Urduart.com is an internet site that dedicates itself to Urdu art expression and what better way to express this unique culture than by Urdu poetry. This poetry is a rich cultural tradition that reflects a diverse blend of colors and has an Arabic root. The poems come in over 20 forms which include Misra, Marsiya and diwan and an almost equal number of genres ranging from Fard to Qasida. The poems can be brief illustrative two lines or can be odes of more than 25 verses.

The Urdu poems, by use of colorful language, express deep emotions and feelings and are meant to invoke a reaction from the audience. There are used to show romance, sadness and are sometimes even hilarious. Poets use the poems as an avenue to carry a common theme and apart from romance they also cover religion and politics.

Poets of this art usually include a pet name also referred to as a takhallus, which can be an adopted name or part of the poet’s real name. The pet name is incorporated into the last couplet of the poem as a signature. These poems are a nice inclusion to the exclusive Islamic Art and are a fundamental part of the Arabic culture. They are a celebration of historic significance and still find a place in the modern world. It is no surprise to find diverse online forums that are dedicated to this culture and frequented by enthusiastic lovers of Urdu art.

People will get whole information about herbalife in myherbalife

2011-04-27T20:48:00.000-07:00

People who are fat and they are tired from this problem they should apply herbalife. Fatness is very dangerous disease and it creates lots of problems for people like blood pressure, diabetes and heart attack also. Now days there are lots of people who are suffering from heavy weight problem and in spite of spending lots of money they have not got satisfied result. People can buy its products without any hesitation because they are offered with money back guarantee. Herbalife products are easily available in the market and people can buy them.

This is totally reliable firm which had been launched in 1999 and till then it is offering its help to people. Now days there are lots of people who are looking job or way to earn money. This is only firm which offers job to its customers means people can make online agents of this firm and they can earn lots of money. Through myherbalife they can get whole information. For becoming members of this firm people need to pay only 265 Rs almost monthly and they will become its members.

This is firm which not only popular in India but it is becoming popular in abroad also. People can earn lots of money to sell its product in herbalife Canada.

Latest sayari!

2011-03-25T02:00:00.000-07:00

Intezar rehta hai har shaam apka,
raatein katti hai le kar naam apka,
muddat se baithe hai ye aas lagaye
ki aaj aayega koi paigaam apka…

Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai
apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai
umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar karte hai…

Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya

Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai

What is marketing?

2011-03-25T00:29:00.000-07:00

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm a very rich, Will you marry me?"
Ans: This is "Direct marketing".

2. You at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you and say:"He is very rich" Marry him?
Ans: This is "Business advertising".

3. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walk up to you and says: "You are very rich" Can u marry me?
Ans: This is "Brand recognition".

4.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
Ans: This is "Customer feedback"

5.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" then she introduces u to her husband.
Ans: This is "Demand and supply gap".

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before u say: "I'm rich, marry me?" Your wife arrives-
Ans: This is "Restriction for entering new markets".

Jo Bhi kahunga such mai kahunga!

2011-03-24T23:57:00.000-07:00

Jo bhi kahunga such mai kahunga,

Tu pass ho yaa do par touch me rhunga!

Email bhi karunga sex bhi karunga,

Tujhe sms bhej kar relax bhi mai kaunga!!

Jo bhi kahunga such mai kahunga,

Tu pass ho yaa door par touch me rahunga!!

#####DIL TO BACHHA HAI JI#########

Funny Jokes

2011-03-05T06:42:00.000-08:00

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

Duniyaa me mohabbat karne waalo ki,

Takdeer badalti rahti hai,

Shisha to wahi rahta hai,

Tasweer badalti rahti hai.

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

Cool joke

2010-12-20T22:23:00.000-08:00

एक दिन की बात है दिल्ली के ५० वर्षो से सेवा में कार्यरत (डी टी सी) बस में बहुत भीड़ थी!

पास में एक खड़ी युवती बहुत परेशान थी !

युवती के ठीक पीछे खड़ा एक बिनम्र युवक बार - बार ड्राईवर के ब्रैक लगाने से युवती से टकरा जाता था !

युवती की परेशानी और बढाती जा रही थी !

रस्ते में ऐसा कई बार हुआ !

अचानक बस (डी यु) के पास पहुँचने ही वाली थी की एक बार और युवक जा टकराया !

युवती आपे से बहार तेज गुस्से में :- क्या कर रहे हो idiot ?

बिनम्र युवत बेचारा बिनम्र स्वभाव में - मैडम (डी यु ) से M A!

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2010-08-16T23:36:00.000-07:00

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चुटकुले

2010-06-04T23:27:00.000-07:00

पति-पत्नी में झगडा हो रहा था। पत्नी सुबकते हुए बोली - काश मैंने अपनी मां की राय मानी होती और तुमसे शादी न की होती ।

पति - क्या .... ? तुम्हारा मतलब तुम्हारी मां ने तुम्हें मुझसे शादी न करने की राय दी थी ?

पत्नी - और नहीं तो क्या ?

पति - हे भगवान ! और मैं आज तक उस औरत को कितना गलत समझता था .......

Online dentistry for finding good smiling face and attractive tooth

2010-06-03T02:30:00.000-07:00

If you are here in the search of good dentists then you are in right place here you will get lots of dentists those are treating well to all of the people and giving freedom from huge pain of tooth and also those are doing renew of tooth. If you are getting huge cavity on your tooth and you are having lots of problems on tooth due to lots of cavity then you can find good treatment of your tooth. Now this time online have good dentistry which is providing best treatment for tooth.

Now this time you will find emergency dentists those are paring to your tooth and then doing polis on your tooth and then you are getting pure white tooth so if you are having desire to find good smile and white tooth then you can find easily by small amount investment for the treatment of tooth.

If you are having heartily desire to find attractive shape of tooth and want to make good smile then you can find good looking attractive tooth easily with the help of online dentists those are here for your help. So just go ahead to find good treatment of tooth by emergency dentist in online market.

The Highest Quality Shower Invitations!

2010-06-01T22:56:00.000-07:00

We put the best cards on the market right in your hands. Sure, you could get a card that sort of works from a department store or a drug store, and sure, maybe they have some pretty specific sections--but where are you going to look for the perfect card? Most people don't bother. Take the extra step and show your family you care! We make sending Baby Shower Invitations a fun and easy proposition for all involved. Don't settle for anything but the best. All too often, people send cards that are just plain boring. They pick them out in a hurry, just pick one that seems appropriate for the occasion, isn't too sappy or too serious or dramatic, and they just rush it. Don't do this! Stationary and cards can say a lot more than the average person might think. Even though the world is mostly digital these days, written print material still matters. Our Bridal Shower Invitations will turn heads and bring your family close. Cards are an art. It might seem like a silly or stuck-up thing to say, but it's true! That's why we at InvitationBox seek to put the best cards in your hands, without exception. Because cards are art, they require care, and we want to help you with that! Send just the best Bridal Shower Invitations for your event!

Funny - Jokes to Open a Presentation

2010-05-17T05:04:00.000-07:00

An simple and simple way to anon add amusement to your presentation is to cover it in your introduction. This way you can potentially accept your admirers bedlam even afore you set bottom on stage, this is not a bad thing. Now, if I say you can use jokes to accessible a presentation you do not necessarily accept to use a artery joke.

If you are not bright on the term, a artery antic is a antic you get told by a acquaintance or plan aide in a amusing situation. Such as the "man walks into a bar..." blazon jokes. More generally than not these do not accept an authorship.

But you do not accept to use those. You can artlessly actualize your own presentation addition jokes, but harnessing your own faculty of humor. Can you anticipate of something humorous, and accordant to your presentation which the being introducing you can apprehend out? Quick tip; if you do accomplish abiding it is adapted for the ambiance you are speaking in.

Is there a way that you can acquisition a amusing quote, or central antic that connects able-bodied with your presentation as able-bodied as with your audience?

You can use artery jokes, but I would accommodate two warnings if you do so. The aboriginal is if you use a artery antic I would adapt it so that it was in my words and I would personalise it. Secondly, be actual accurate if you acquisition a artery antic online or in a book. There is a actual top adventitious that anyone abroad may be application the aforementioned joke. If they are on the aforementioned bill as you it could be dangerous. Or if you are the alone speaker, you ability accept anyone advancing up to you afterwards and cogent you that they had heard the antic before.

Also, abounding presenters decay admired admirers affiliation time by accepting their addition arranged with biographical information. You apperceive the type, "our next apostle as an MBA, BBC and NBC..." who cares?

Remember that your admirers is consistently traveling to be thinking: "what is in it for me?" So why not acquaint them appropriate off the bat? Inform your admirers absolutely what they will get out of alert to you. What is their yield away? Will they apprentice a specific set of tools? Are you giving them an activity plan?

By cogent them what they can apprehend to get out of your presentation afore you even begin, you can advice grab their absorption afore you even airing out in foreground of them. So not alone are you abutting with your admirers through the ability of amusement by application jokes to accessible a presentation, but you are aswell relaying the allowances they will get.

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Introduction to Dentist Kent

2010-05-10T12:20:00.000-07:00

Dentist Kent provides best dental treatments in comparison to others and is famous for their dental care treatments at affordable prices. There are different treatments practiced here like toothache treatment, polishing of tooth, tooth replacement and cleaning etc. one can use these facilities at cheap rates with quality outcomes. Kent dental facility is available in most part of the world and is famous for their special treatments and facilities. Their main objective is to provide beautiful and healthy smile. They offer a range of dental surgeries and implants with advance technology equipments. Dental recruitment refers to the recruitment of staff like nurse or doctors for the dental hospitals. This is done through basic tests and interviews. One who has completed their dental studies can apply for the job.

There are various facilities like teeth whitening, dental implant, veneers, crowns and bridges etc. one can avail these facilities at affordable prices. There are various modern techniques which enhance the teeth and provide a beautiful smile. They provide relief from severe toothache. There are also facilities like fillers and gum graft techniques. They remove all the basic problems related to the tooth. These facilities help in better and shining teethes. One can change their life by undergoing these treatments.

Protect Your Basement

2010-04-22T21:20:00.000-07:00

The only time to truly ensure a waterproof foundation in a home or commercial building is when the foundation is laid. Making sure the concrete is smoothed out and free of air pockets directly after it is poured. The weather plays a large role in how the concrete dries. Extreme temperatures will create cracks in the drying process.

Checking the foundation over subsequent days will show the areas needing fill in. If proper procedures were implemented and good weather conditions followed, fill in will not be necessary. Allowing the foundation to completely dry is extremely important especially in basement homes and buildings with basement levels.

In existing property, waterproofing the basement means having a sump pump activate when rain levels reach a certain point. Basement homes and buildings that sit at the bottom of hills have the biggest problems with flooding. Even with electric sump pumps rain that is coming down in a heavy flow will cause problems. Water damage to basement flooring and subflooring can be costly.

Information on the latest developments in keeping basements dry is available online. Tips on prevention and solutions to existing problems will save on astronomical plumbing bills. To save on heating bills installing basement flooring over the concrete will add insulation. Berber carpet is an excellent durable choice for basements as well.

Water can cause very expensive damage to a building structure. A good foundation and drainage system will not only keep basements levels dry, but will also save on energy. Yet another contribution in green living.

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How to Tell Jokes and Be Funny

2010-04-03T16:30:00.000-07:00

Jokes are abundant ice breakers, affection lifters and a abundant antecedent of happiness. There may be some humans who are actual accomplished if it comes to cogent jokes but you can at atomic apprentice how to acquaint jokes and be funny.

Learning how to acquaint jokes and be funny can be a abundant skill. In fact, one of the characteristics that abounding women adulation in a man is a acceptable faculty of humor. Aside from that, abounding humans adulation a funny man. Of course, cipher hates a man who can accomplish them laugh. Aside from getting a blithe companion, getting funny can aswell accomplish you an absorbing apostle and activity of the party.

Even if you are not a able comedian, it helps a lot to apprentice to acquaint funny jokes already in a while - to breach the ice on affairs or on conversations, to be able to admix with added humans and to be added interesting. To advice you with these, actuality are a few tips you can do.

Know your audience. It is important that you acquaint jokes to adapted humans and that you accomplish abiding you are able a antic that is ill-fitted to your audience. Especially if it comes to jokes about stereotypes or ethnicity, you ability wish to be accurate with who you are talking to afore authoritative a joke.

Find new jokes and don't just await on those old jokes you accept heard and apparently everybody has heard before. This is one tip that you should accumulate in apperception consistently if you wish to be that funny guy. Although jokes are the a lot of accepted agency of authoritative anybody laugh, you can about acquisition bite curve and one-liners that can aswell be abundant - and you can breed that if you accept a aptitude for that.

Proper timing is aswell capital in acquirements how to acquaint jokes. If in a chat you accept anticipation about a antic that would be adapted and of the appropriate timing, don't delay that the atmosphere has died down afore arise that joke. It would not be funny anymore if your admirers has already absent the momentum. Do not aswell be too acquisitive to accord all your best jokes at once. Humans would not be amused alert to the aforementioned old jokes over and over again, so accord alone jokes that are accordant to the bearings at hand.

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Replica watches Alain Silberstein-Fashion and style for everyone

2010-03-29T07:10:00.000-07:00

Alain Silberstein is a brand which means to watch lovers same as a masterwork by Pablo Picasso to aficionados of art. It was always a dream of Alain Silberstein to make something unique in the watch industry. Among many definite achievements of the brand, Tourbillon watch is an extremely admired watch. This is a watch having special traits like split-chronograph, perpetual calendar and jumping hour.
Alain Silberstein watches are the product of Besanson (France). These watches combine the newness of design, accuracy and unparalleled reliability of Swiss watches. The combination of unusual design and high quality of these watches led to the invention of 6 diverse watch collections. These watches are very reliable, and enjoy a great status among all watch experts. They can basically be recognized by their exceptional combination in colors and exclusive architectonics. The use of pure colors and artistic appearance make every watch collection distinguishable among all.
During the time of recession period, it has become very difficult for the people to purchase an authentic piece. The hike in the cost of daily use products is also one of the reasons. Because of all these reasons, Alain Silberstein replica, which is much lower in cost, is made to accomplish the requirements of the customers which is much low in cost. All major features such as shine, gloss and colors are the same as in the authentic one. The finishing of silver and gold polish is so good that it looks like a clone of the original one. The crystals are used in the place of semi-precious sapphires. The watch is of very good quality and features all the adventurous characteristics of trendy timepieces. A replica watch Alain Silberstein offers almost all the watch collections of this brand such as Rondo collection, Bauhaus collection, Caravan collection, Sport Krono, Automatic and Classic Collection.

WOMAN

2010-03-25T07:03:00.000-07:00

Symbol: WO

Atomic weight: (don’t even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Replica Handbags DIOR- The Ideal Choice For Ladies

2010-03-18T01:49:00.000-07:00

Christian Dior wonderfully has sought out its place in this contemporary world. In the past, people don’t have knowledge about how to get branded handbags and purses. They had to remain quite at home because they couldn’t get what they had dreamed off. But all thanks to replica handbags DIOR, which has made it possible to show whole world that still, there is a chance for an average middle class woman to buy her best Dior’s handbag. Christian Dior has great historical importance. People prefer the brand because it’s been working for several years and have taken the hearts of women away in a beautiful manner.

Replica handbags DIOR offer handbag designs with no difference at all as well as quality is not lesser than the originals. Brand’s designs, colors and styles change with the change of any trend. Furthermore, designers anticipate and approach the minds of modern women very well. Before going to release any latest fashion, Dior has already planned to launch at first place so that people can follow them instead of calling them followers. They wish for getting the utmost attention of customers and want from them to be loyal and sincere for long period.

Make it clear that replica Dior is certainly a luxurious brand and provides myriad of varieties larger in number. Design of Christian Dior is not enclosed into any bottle but designers go in depth and successfully dig out exclusive ideas which are not yet introduced by any other brand. Now it’s not difficult to make yourself convinced that you can have the same design you have liked in original one. By having your chosen bag, you will come into conclusion that you have full right to enjoy having this accessory in the same way, you wanted to. Transform you personality into fashionable trends of today’s modern world.

Best Education of Phlebotomy

2010-03-11T12:58:00.000-08:00

Phlebotomy is one of the best techniques to draw blood from patient vein for sampling and collection. If you want to make your career in Phlebotomy medical field then you should get complete training of Phlebotomy. You can get training of Phlebotomy via best Phlebotomy Training site named PhlebotomyTrainingInfo.com.

You can get updates of Phlebotomy courses, jobs and other requirements from them. Many people every day come their and they update their information there. You can get fulfillment of your entire need from them. You are free to contact them at any time. Get in touch of them at any time.

Dating services

2010-01-22T07:32:00.000-08:00

There are so many sites provide free online datingservice for us. We can select the best site which offers everything for us. They will compare the details from so many sites and offer the best to us. You can search any persons such as professionals, teachers, students, business executives, musicians, drivers, singles, gays, lesbians, girls, and any one from those websites. This free online dating site from Leedsboasts one of the biggest in the world with around 8 million members and 45 million visitors per month. This will soon change with around 25 employees set to begin. But like any great idea, this concept has been duplicated many times and the free online chat dating industry now has just as many competitors as the paid industry.

These webmasters make their money from advertising. Singles who are looking around to choose which free dating site catchestheir attention will notice that many of the free online dating services have all the up to date features that the paid sites have. Sure its fantastic something is free but without many to choose from its really no help. The race to reach the top of the search engines sees many free dating site owners fighting a losing battle.

Relationship should maintained in a clear way

2010-01-03T07:30:00.000-08:00

Rental Companies like cheap car hire Lyon Cityand cheap car hire Marseille Airportoffer car rental service to their costumers. This company will be the one that will entertain all the demands and need for a certain car as per the requirement. They are also dependable for the pricing of a car or how many discounts off they will give. Do not forget to get acquainted with the companies like services through car hire francein various Terms and Conditions when it comes to car renting. If someone does not understand these conditions the person can always request a company representative or anyone working for the company to explain what the terms are about as in this way there will be no confusion and problems will be avoided. Though Waiver and insurance are offered by the company, it is up to the customer to accept it or not. These Terms and Conditions be at variance from company to company and one cannot expect to have the same services offered by past car rental company to this present company. One needs to remember that making a reservation online will not assure that he/she will be getting the exact car that the person has reserved online.

Doctor And Pappu

2009-12-24T09:07:00.001-08:00

Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li
thi kya.

Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet
me dala tha k nai?

Pappu : Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band
rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.

Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Article on Sharab

2009-12-24T08:48:00.000-08:00

Problem may come for Haywards 2000 & 5000,

but you must take it as a Royal Challenge,

otherwise people will call you an Old Monk

And stick a Black Label on you but you must

Fight like a Napoleon and live like a Bag Piper,

Walk like a Johny walker, work till 8 pm, think

Like a Director Special, then your life will be like

Imperial Blue. If you will do all the above thing

You will be the U B Export and then there will

Be a very good value for your Signature.

Performance pressure

2009-12-24T08:42:00.000-08:00

Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya
“Agar tum logon ne kal se Do — Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band ” Murgiya dar gayi ….sab ne do do ande diye magar ek murgi ne sirf ek anda diya “ Malik “tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya “
. .
. Jawab mila.
. .. “Sir ye aapke darr ki wajah se de diya hai, waise to main Murga hoon.

THE EMERGENCE OF THE FAKE WATCHES ROLEX AIR-KING

2009-11-05T02:59:00.000-08:00

The year 1931 marked the invention of the original Air-King model in the family of the Rolex brand. It came as a powerful watch meant for the Air vice Marshals, Pilots, aviation officials, kings, prices and top governmental officials. This is part of the reason while the various models of the brand have remained very expensive till today. The aviation industry normally purchases them in their droves for the use of the aviation officials. So it is with the Navy sector. Some rich individuals do go the models. However, the powerful models are not for the low income earners as the very average price of the models is higher than what some people earn per month.

Nevertheless, hope has been rekindled in the lives of the less buoyant members of the society with the introduction of the fake models into the Swiss watch kingdom. They currently exist as solutions to the exorbitant natures of the original models. You can always grab any of the fake models with the meager average amount of $300 and below.

The fake watches Rolex Air-King models perform almost 90% percent of what the original versions do. They have powerful inbuilt rotor mechanism that gingers them to the right actions per moment. They are also known for their wonderful dials and other sub dials that help them in time regulation.

The fake watches are also known for their wonderful stainless case with handsome pairs of chain bracelets made of the stainless steel. Some of them have the fake gold cases with fake gold bracelets to match. Which ever is the case, the watches still remain very effective in terms of time regulation.

In all, the fake watches are durable. They also have real time second hand values.

REPLICA BAUME AND MERCIER WATCHES; A UNIQUE BRAND

2009-10-28T02:01:00.000-07:00

Replica Baume and Mercier watches are among the numerous Swiss watches that form the bulk of the watch industry in the world today. they are among the best considered top watches available in use in various countries of the world.
Brief historical background
Replica Baume and Mercier watches originate from the main Baume et Mercier watch brand manufactured in Switzerland. The original Baume et Mercier was founded in the year 1830 by the Baume family members who were so much engrossed in watch making. The prime man of the family who actually pioneered the invention of the watch was known as William Baume who later met another great watch jeweler by name Paul Mercier at Geneva Switzerland in the year 1912. this meeting resulted in a mutual agreement which saw the two men coming together with their wonderful ideas. Hence, the Baume et Mercier watch brand was born.
The watch brand was manufactured with expensive raw materials which made them to be costly. later on, the Replica Baume and Mercier came into being with the same features as the originals but this time around in an affordable mode.
The Replica Baume and Mercier watches are therefore the exact copies of the original Baume et Mercier watches. they have all the features the original one have. There are so many models of the Replica Baume et Mercier watches which include: the Classige, Riviera, Shogun, Hampton classic and so many others.
The Replica Baume et Mercier watches are built with solid and powerful chronographs that make them one of the watches used in sporting events. The watches have wonderful silver or golden dials that makes them very efficient in time keeping.
In all, the Replica Baume and Mercier watches are very durable and reliable.

Husband & Wife Jokes

2009-10-09T04:05:00.000-07:00

Wo Kaun Thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Lovely Country Name meanings

2009-10-05T03:57:00.000-07:00

H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.

L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.

B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.

E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing

M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.

T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.

L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.

B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.

E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing

M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.

T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Male Enhancement Treatments

2009-09-26T02:49:00.000-07:00

If any men are facing the short time erection problem then it is really embarrassing for him. These problems come due to genital organs size and it makes men saddened. Men always wants to make their adulthood bigger and harder but it often ends with sexual problems.

This is the strong reason why so many people choose natural male enhancement. Natural herbs and other ingredients have major benefit that there is no side effect if anybody is using them. They are very effective and cheaper male enhancement pills. These natural herbs ingredients work independently to augment the blood flow to the men genital organs.

Some other methods are also available for male enhancement like Viagra and some steroids but the best and safer way is natural enhancement pills. These medications are essentially effort on the erecting difficulty that caused by in short supply blood flow; therefore they do not have an effect on any other area. You can understand extra concerning male enhancement online. Quite a lot of natural pills creator website can give you information regarding male enhancement.

You can purchase these medicines from any medicinal store and if you have difficulty to go marketplace you can acquire these pills as of online store. a lot of websites are totally passionate to offer quality male enhancement pills.

Some Cool Sms Jokes

2009-09-21T05:58:00.001-07:00

Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?
Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.
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Ques - Santa ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?
Ans - Kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.
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Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
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Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-)
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GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi'
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai...
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1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
GF- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata
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Mushkil hai hal-e-dil unhe sunaye kaise

2009-09-19T05:59:00.000-07:00

Dil ke armano ko ankho se samjhaye kaise
Mushkil hai hal-e-dil unhe sunaye kaise

Unki chahat hai hame unko ye bataye kaise
jamane ki majburiyo se baaj aaye kaise

kashti hai beech samandar me bachaye kaise
aandhiyo me diya aone ishq ka jalaye kaise

shara me aagaye hai gulshan ki talash me
baharo ko tere ghar ka pata bataye kaise

ham tanha nahi deewano ke sahar me aadin
jakhm kitne mile hai kisiko dikhaye kaise

Ankho se bahte aansuo ne bahut rulaya hame

2009-09-17T05:58:00.000-07:00

yaad aaya jab bhi wo gujara jamana kabhi

ankho se bahte aansuo ne bahut rulaya hame

unhe bhulane ki kosis tamam naummid hogayi

Door jakar bhi hamse usne bahut sataya hame

Ishq ki gahraiyo se jo gujra na tha kabhi

fakat Usine aakhir bimar-e-ishq banaya hame

Thi jinse ummid meri kashti ko bachane ki

usi nakhuda ne aadin phir aaj dubaya hame

Father of the Nation

2009-09-15T05:55:00.000-07:00

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn’t given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!”

Interview Of IAS

2009-09-12T05:46:00.000-07:00

One young man went for an IAS Interview.

“When did India get independence?” He was asked.”The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947″ He replied.”Who was responsible for our independence?”.”There were so many. Whom to mention?.If I name one it will be a injustice to another.”He replied.”Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?”.”Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report” He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others,since they were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Sardar would not leave him.

“At least tell me the answers” he pleaded, and our friend obliged. Then it was the turn of this Sardar. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him.”By the way, what is your date of birth?” He replied, “The effort began a few years earlier

and final result was in 1947.” Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification.”What is your fathers name?” He replied, “There were so many. Whom to mention”. If I name one it will be injustice to another” The interviewer was incensed. “Hey! are you mad or what?” He replied.

“Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report.”

Men Are Like....

2009-09-10T05:43:00.000-07:00

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like .Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ....Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Online Casinos

2009-09-06T21:42:00.000-07:00

As far as online casino news go, this is pretty good news, gambling already exists online, anyway, and there isn’t much hope in getting rid of it any time soon. A rose by any other name, and all that. At the very least there would be someone looking out for the interest of the people who want to play casino games in the comfort of their own home, and the people who shouldn’t be playing these games at all like minors. It would also make sure that proper taxes and fees are paid, after all that’s how they got Al Capone, wasn’t it? Harsh regulations don’t stop what is online casino , it only makes them find more creative ways of getting around the law. Especially with the internet, and the fact that not everyone wants to go (or can go) all the way to Las Vegas.

It seems like the some people against the measure aren’t against gambling in general, but only how this legislation would affect their own vested interests, and those that do want to get rid of gambling altogether have a bigger fight in their hands that just stopping this legislation. It looks like there’s room for compromise somewhere if someone would budge, but till then, it’s a waiting game.

Love Spell Review

2009-09-02T12:52:00.000-07:00

Comprise you ever had a secret love and wished that person would attending you and be attracted to you? Have you longed to develop a doting relationship with someone special, but institute that your prizewinning efforts don't seem to be good enough?

Many grouping hit institute just this kind of magic in Wiccan love spells. Love spells are utilized to enhance and nourish almost any relationship or love need whether you wish to be reunited with your love, encourage your lover to make a deeper commitment, hit a more aroused sex life, or even find your genuine love.

Love spells hit become a rattling popular form of magic. Wiccan white magic spells rely on the positive energy settled in every grouping and every thing.

Wiccan love spells are effective because they are designed to intensify and amplify the positive energy that is already present in a situation. They do not attempt to manufacture energy that is not already there. Friendship Love Spell are utilized to increase love between two friends.

This spells is also used on friendship relations to love relation by Turn Friendship into Love Spell. So you can now easily consider that there are several love spells are available for different Relationships & desired.

Conclusion - A sweet story

2009-08-26T22:08:00.000-07:00

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All passengers are settling down their seat. As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son. They were little awkward the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child. Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train".

Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly. Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He filled with joy and he closed the eyes. He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa". Couple couldn't help themselves and ask to old man. Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treated your son.

Old man said," Yes, We were coming from hospital only. Today only my son got the eyes first time in life".

Moral: "Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts".

Dinner Conversation Went Wrong

2009-08-22T21:09:00.000-07:00

Wife: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

Husband: “Definitely not!”

Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

Husband: “Of course I do.”

Wife: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

Husband: “okay, … I’d get married again.”

Wife: “You would???” (with a hurtful look on her face)

Husband: (makes an audible groan)

Wife: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

Husband: “Where else would we sleep?”

Wife: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

Husband: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs?”

Husband: “No, …she’s left-handed.”

Wife: (silence)

Husband: “Oh…Shit.”

Love and Marriage

2009-08-21T21:06:00.000-07:00

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Conclusion: “Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!” ‘,

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

2009-08-20T21:04:00.000-07:00

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

Moscow Adventure Tuur

2009-08-13T10:42:00.000-07:00

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Because this is digit of the prizewinning place to enjoy the that space travel can be able to let you see the glory of a country that seems to be the emperor of the world. The impressive chromic beauty of the Baikal Lake positioning is bag to a wide variety of animal species and birdwatchers module delight in the thousands of birds that migrate to this region.

You module meet see the expanse labor by using some of the prizewinning expanse space tours travelling. You can also see travel to moscow in space tours One lake is known as Baikal Lake is reportedly between twenty-five and thirty million days old.

It is dumbfounding and inadequately mooted against meteorites, reportable The Economist. Land continues to cater the astronauts. Accompany has foregather launched from adventure travel a front weight shipboard with 2.4 heaps of food, fuel, water, and oxygen.

jaise ki maut ko aadin kabhi aana na tha

2009-07-21T11:14:00.001-07:00

ishq ka dushman ye sara jamana na tha
jise chaha hamne usne apna jana na tha

mahfil me jakar karte bhi to kya karte
jab dard ye kisi ko sunana bhi na tha

hasrat to bahut thi jindagi se hamko
kya karte jeene ka koi bahana na tha

ankhen khuli kabra me raah dekhti rahi
tum na aaye aur tumhe aana bhi na tha

Ek maikada hi tha hamare dard ka rahbar
duniya me apna koi thikhana bhi na tha

ab kyun rote ho aaka meri kabra pe aakar
jaise ki maut ko aadin kabhi aana na tha

By - Aadin

Some 4 Liners part 2

2009-07-21T08:53:00.000-07:00

Mohabbat karne vaalo ke dil toot hii jaate hain
haath aa kar haatho se choot hii jaate hain,
jinki vaffayo par hota hai bharosa,
aksar vi shakhs ruth hii jaate hain.
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Humko btaya tha unhone ek baar
ki unko sirf ujaale hii bhaate hain
kahin vo darr na jayein andhere mein
is liye roshni ke liye dil jlaaye jaate hain
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kuch hosh nahin hota, kuch yaad nahi hota,
kya mohabbat karne wala insaan ,insaan nahi hota,
jinhe nahi milti wo hi jaante hain kadar iski,
jinhe milti hai wo ispe meharbaan nahi hota...!
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Nigahein dar pe lagi hain aur hum udaas baithe hain,
Tere aane ki lekar aas baithe hain,
yu hi to nahin dil ki badhti dhadkane
aisa lagta hai jaise aap mere paas baithe hain...
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Tujhe yaqeen nahi magar yahi sach hai
mein terey waastey umrein guzaar sakta hoon
yahi nahi ke tujhey jeetne ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon

Some 4 Liners

2009-07-17T08:47:00.000-07:00

dil k kareeb aake jab wo door ho gaye
saare haseen khab choor choor ho gaye
humne wafa nibhayi to badnamiyan mili aur
jo log bewafa the wo mashhoor ho gaye
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Pyaar ki har rasam nibha di humne,
tujhe paane ke liye hasti mita di humne ,
tumne kadar na jaani meri vaffayo ki,
teri aarzoo mein har khushi luta di humne.
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Meri tassali ke liye muskuraya to karo,
fijool hii sahi aankhe milaya to karo,
itni bhi dushmani achhi nahi hoti,
kabhi-kabhi humari gali mein bhi aaya to karo.
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Kaash tum vaade apne nibha jaate,
kissi surat dil mera behla jaate,
kyon maikhane jaa kar hum shraab uthate,
agar tum aankho se apni pila jaate.
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Todkar dil mera tum pachtayogi bohat,
yaad mein humari ashq bahayogi bohat,
hum vo hain jo mudkar nahi dekha karte,
lootkar na aayenge vaise tum bulayogi bohat.

Inspirational Story - Best Moral

2009-07-15T08:45:00.000-07:00

A training program for top management.

A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

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About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"

As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....

Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste

Dil me basaya hai tumhe

2009-07-11T08:44:00.000-07:00

Dil me basaya hai tumhe kabhi aate jate raha karo
kuch meri ghajle suna karo kuch apne sher kaha karo

jab hote ho paas to dhadkane jawan hoti hai dil ki
na do jindagi ki dua bus mere kareeb raha karo

tumhe dekhte hai to in aankho ko sukoon hota hai
so jayein kabhi to ban ke khwab ankho me raha karo

Aadin Dil hai banjar baharo se dushmani hai meri
kabhi ban kar sawan mere rooh par barsa karo

Performance Pressure

2009-07-10T07:19:00.000-07:00

Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya
"Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek murgi ne sirf ek anda diya "

Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "
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Jawab mila.
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"Sir ye aapke darr ki wajah se de diya hai, waise to main Murga hoon.

Ek Khwahish Hai

2009-07-09T07:08:00.000-07:00

ek khwaish hai jhalak mil jaye uss chehre ki
ke iss deedaar ki baat ki koi tamanna na rahe

ek khwaish hai uss dil tak pahunche sadayein
ke do dilon ki dhadkonon mein koi doori na rahe

ek khwaish hai rishta jood jaye uss naam se
ke phir jooda rehne ki koi majboori na rahe

ek khwaish hai woh pyar mile unse
ke iss dil ki koi aur arzoo na rahe

ek khwaish hai woh haath tham le is tarah
ke phir iss dil ki koi kamjori na rahe

ek khwaish hai maut aa jaye unki baahon mein
ke phir zindagi se koi shikayat na rahe

ek khwaish hai ke laut aaye woh
ke phir intzaar ki koi wajah na rahe

ek khwaish hai bhar jaye khushiyon se daaman
ke kisi gham ki koi jagah na rahe

ek khwaish hai sang chale woh umr bhar mere
ke phir kisi aur ka aasra na rahe

ek khwaish poori ho jaye her khwaish iss dil ki
ke phir khuda se koi iltazaa na rahe.

Shayari with Fun

2009-07-08T22:30:00.000-07:00

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koi to hay sala jo pyaz kaat raha hay...

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ek hi larki ka number tha wo bhi delete hogaya.

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Lait ke aksar ye sochta hoon main

agar baith kar sochon to konsi maut aajaeygi....
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aaj wo milney per bohot hans rahi thi

uskey janey ke baad pata chala ke meri pant ki zip khuli thi....

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hawa sehat k liye achi hoti hey dosto

us ney ye keh kar meri dhoti khenchli....
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aadin aansuo se na ho daman kisi ka maila

2009-07-07T08:10:00.001-07:00

Kabhi sath chalkar kabhi mujhe sath lekar
badal gaya wo sakhs mere halat badal kar

jispe hua tera karam wo khushnaseeb hoga
mere armaan bah gaye ashko ke sath dhalkar

tere julfo ke saaye dil aaj bhi dhundta hai
kabhi kali ghata bankar kafi chawn bankar

roshan hui hai shama uth ke mahfil se meri
mere charag bujh rahe hai teri yaad me jalke

aye khuda de pata mujhe mere sukoon-e-yaar ka
jo chip gaya hai kahi mere jabaat badalkar

aadin aansuo se na ho daman kisi ka maila
aaino ka sahar hai ye le saans bhi sambhal ke

Pappu and Doctor

2009-07-07T08:08:00.000-07:00

Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.
Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Pappu Pass Ho Gaya

2009-07-06T08:05:00.000-07:00

Pappu ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
pappu bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Pappu: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Pappu: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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pappu on telephone : maa ek khus khabri hai…maa : kya khus khabri hai ?pappu : aaj hum do se teen ho gaye….maa : mubarak ho.. ladka hua ya ladki ?pappu : meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai…
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One day evening a Pappuji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Pappuji: ‘I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: ‘Is it! Then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?’ Pappuji: ‘I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
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Pappu and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Pappu replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Pappuji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Pappuji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

Love and Ego

2009-07-05T10:02:00.000-07:00

Love & Ego
Once upon a time, there was an island, where all the feelings livedtogether. Love, Joy, Peace, Wonder, Amazement, Awe, even hatred & envy andall those you can think of...One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to getdrowned. Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. Everyfeeling boarded the boat. One feeling was left behind. Love got down to seewho it was.
It was EGO
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving meanwhile the water was risingby the minute. Every one asked love to leave him and come on the boat, butlove was made to love, he could not leave Ego alone to die. At last all thefeelings escaped and Love died with ego on the island.
Love dies because of EGO.

patthar pe khichi lakeer mitaye kaise

2009-07-05T06:53:00.000-07:00

samajh nahi aata usko bhulaye kaise
patthar pe khichi lakeer mitaye kaise
bhool gaya hai mujhe vajood apna hi
Ankho me aks kiska hai bataye kaise
mujhe karke benoor chala gaya sakhs wo
ki khud rang apna kisiko dikhaye kiase
ho jurm to maut bhi haskar kabool
haiapne hi ishq ko mujrim tharaye kaise
apne halat par usse sawal karte aadin
par jo soya ho kabr me use jagaye kaise

पत्नी चालीसा

2009-07-04T10:11:00.000-07:00

नमो-नमो पत्नी महारानी,
तुम्हारी महिमा कोई ना जाने !! 1 !!

हमने समझा तुम अबला हो,
पर तुम तो सब से बड़ी बाला हो. !! 2 !!

जिस दिन हाथ में बेलन आवे,
उस दिन पति खूब चिल्लावे !! 3 !!

सारे बेड पे पत्नी सोवे,
पति बैठ फर्श पर रोवे. !! 4 !!

तुमसे ही घर मथुरा,काशी,
और तुमसे ही घर सत्यानसी. !! 5 !!

पत्नी चालीसा जो नर गावे,
सब सुख छोड़ परम दुख पावे.!!

gali ka luccha kutta humko din dahade kaat gaya

2009-07-03T10:19:00.000-07:00

Ghanto tak tha raha woh sote
kaise achanak jaag gaya

meri jalebi ki khushboo ko
na jaane kaise bhaap gaya

phir laga peeche aane woh
pathar mara toh bhaag gaya

mere nihathe hote hi woh
phir meri taraf raftaar hua

mera dhuwadar farrata mano
phir pura bekaar gaya

gali ka luccha kutta humko
din dahade kaat gaya

Famous Quotes from Chanakya

2009-07-01T10:18:00.000-07:00

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon

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Learn from the mistakes of others… you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

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Aperson should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest peopleare screwed first.”
- Chanakya
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“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
- Chanakya
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“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”
- Chanakya
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“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”
- Chanakya
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“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”
- Chanakya

Hindi Jokes

2009-06-28T10:17:00.000-07:00

1 - टीचर: सच ओर वहम में क्या फ़र्क़ है ?
स्टूडेंट: आप जो हमें पढ़ा रही हैं वो सच है, लेकिन हम सब पढ़ रहे हैं ये आपका वहम है……..

2 - लड़का: माँ, आज मेरा दोस्त घर आ रहा है….
घर के सब खिलोने छिपा दे.
माँ: तेरा दोस्त चोर है क्या?
लड़का: नहीं, वो अपने खिलोने पहेचान लेगा !

3 - एक छोटा बच्चा बहुत देर से घर के बाहर खड़ा दरवाजे की घंटी बजाने की कॉसिश कर रहा था.तो एक बूढ़ा आदमी आया और कहा:
बूढ़ा आदमी: क्या कर रहे हो बेटा?
बच्चा: अंकल, यह घंटी बजाना चाहता हूँ.
बूढ़ा आदमी (घंटी बजI के): यह लो बज गया, अब क्या है?
बच्चा: अब भागो!

4 - कस्टमर: मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है.
पोलीस: कौन है वो जो आपको धमकिया दे रहा है?
कस्टमर: टेलिफोन वाले बोलते है के, “बिल नही भरोगे तो काट देंगे.”

5 - मालिक: तुम बाथरूम में क्यू घुस आए, क्या तुम्हे पता नही था की मैं नहा रहा हूँ?
नौकर: हज़ूर ग़लती हो गयी, में समझा था बेगम साहिबा है.

Fun With Shayari

2009-06-26T10:15:00.000-07:00

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,

dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,

main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaana,

meri baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,

Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,

Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,

Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.

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Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,

Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,

Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,

Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.

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Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Gadhe, Ullu, Langoor.

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Funny Shayaries

2009-06-22T10:13:00.000-07:00

Unse ham kuch keh bhi nahi paatein hai
Bin unke dedaar ke reh bhi nahi paatein hai
Jaane kyun dil ki baat dil hi main reh jaati hai
Hum nukkad pe khade rahate hai woh nikal jaati hai....
Roz sochte hai ki dil ki baat zubaan pe layenge
Issi baras phir dilwale dulhaniyaa le jaayengee.
Par afsoos baat jubaan pe aakee atak jaati hai
Aur uske saamne aate hi palak jhapak jaati hai....
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
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Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna,
uske liye apni ninden bekaar mat karna,
do din to aayenge khushi se milne,
teesre din kahenge mera intjar mat karna...
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unki her ek ada ke hum kayal ho gaye,
unki tirchi nazar se jo hum ghayal ho gaye
assaliyat jani hamne ki nazar tirchi hai unki
to laga aisa sadma ki hum pagal ho gaye
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Jokes for Fun

2009-06-22T10:08:00.000-07:00

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi

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Santa ek baar naye shahar me gaya.waha bus se utar ke mitti ko utha ke bola

"waaah" yahan ki mitti ki khushboo hi alag hai.. Ek adami bola abe sale

dhyan se dekh ye mitti nahi gobar hai...!!!

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Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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Shopkeeper: Agar itane paise bachaane hon toh kaagaj ki kyoon nahee pehan lete?

Baniya: Ghar ke saare puraane kaagaj mera betaa le gayaa... baniyaan banaane ke liye

Husband Wife Jokes

2009-06-16T10:03:00.000-07:00

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'

Its Just for fun…

2009-06-13T10:02:00.000-07:00

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi se pehle - Biviho to esi
Shaadi ke baad - Bivi hai kesi ?

Shaadi se pehle - Hero No. 1

Interview of An IAS

2009-06-10T10:00:00.000-07:00

One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence?" He was asked.

"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?"

"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"

"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"

He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"

He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.

"Hey! Are you mad or what?"

He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

Hindi Jokes

2009-06-07T09:59:00.000-07:00

1 - मालिक: तुम बाथरूम में क्यू घुस आए, क्या तुम्हे पता नही था की मैं नहा रहा हूँ?
नौकर: हज़ूर ग़लती हो गयी, में समझा था बेगम साहिबा है.

2 - टीचर: सच ओर वहम में क्या फ़र्क़ है ?
स्टूडेंट: आप जो हमें पढ़ा रही हैं वो सच है, लेकिन हम सब पढ़ रहे हैं ये आपका वहम है……..

3- लड़का: माँ, आज मेरा दोस्त घर आ रहा है….
घर के सब खिलोने छिपा दे.
माँ: तेरा दोस्त चोर है क्या?
लड़का: नहीं, वो अपने खिलोने पहेचान लेगा !

4- एक छोटा बच्चा बहुत देर से घर के बाहर खड़ा दरवाजे की घंटी बजाने की कॉसिश कर रहा था.तो एक बूढ़ा आदमी आया और कहा:
बूढ़ा आदमी: क्या कर रहे हो बेटा?
बच्चा: अंकल, यह घंटी बजाना चाहता हूँ.
बूढ़ा आदमी (घंटी बजi के): यह लो बज गया, अब क्या है?
बच्चा: अब भागो!

5- कस्टमर: मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है.
पोलीस: कौन है वो जो आपको धमकिया दे रहा है?
कस्टमर: टेलिफोन वाले बोलते है के, “बिल नही भरोगे तो काट देंगे.”

6 - लोग कहते हैं की खुदा ने आपको बड़ी फ़ुर्सत में बनाया है…
ठीक ही कहते हैं, फालतू काम फ़ुर्सत में ही तो किए जाते हैं.

7 - जो तुमको हो पसंद वोही बात कहेंगे,
तुम दिन को अगर रात कहो तो रात कहेंगे,
क्यूंकी… … "पागलो से बहस नही की जा सकती"….

8 - बहू का फर्स्ट अफेयर सुनने के बाद ससुर ने बहू को मारा!
2न्ड अफेयर पता लगने पर पति ने मारा!
लेकिन सास हर बार चुप रही!
क्यूँ??
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क्यूंकी सास भी कभी बहू थी!

9 - टीचर: उसने खुद खुशी कर ली, उससे खुद खुशी करनी पड़ी, डिफरेन्स बताओ.

स्टूडेंट: पहले वाला पढ़ा लिखा बेरोज़गार था, दूसरा शादी शुदा था.

10 - एक बार एक तोता उड़ रहा था फुल स्पीड पर.
उसके सामने अचानक फुल स्पीड में एक फरारी आ रही थी, दोनो की टक्कर हुई…
तोता बेहोश होगा या, रास्ते में एक भिकारी था उसने तोता को उठाया और घर ले गया.
उसको मरहम लगाया और पिंजरे में रख दिया.
जब तोता को होश आया, उसने अपने आप को पिंजरे में देखा.

और बोला, “आईला … जेल …. वो फरारी का ड्राइवर मर गया क्या ??

Hasi Ke Hasgulle

2009-06-04T09:58:00.000-07:00

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.

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Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.

Santa: Bolo.

Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!

Santa: It's a gud News. Isme maarne wali kya baat hai ji.

Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya???”

Pathan herat se… “Pura cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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New Jokes Collection

2009-05-01T12:14:00.000-07:00

Sante ne Apni Biwi ko Dost k sath ghumte hoye dekh kr Dost ko goli mar di
biwi boli
Apne Gusse pe kabu rakho Varna 1din sare Dosto se Hath
dho bethoge.
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Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
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Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?

Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.

Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!

Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.
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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 lottery ticket to le le"
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Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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1st sardar: o yar agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ke banda soo hi jaye
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In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Hindi Prof. Begin to start English

2009-04-25T06:23:00.000-07:00

Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

About his family :

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

At the ground :

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

To a boy, angrily :

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

Giving a punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

आज भी है !!!!!!!!

2009-03-21T07:28:00.000-07:00

Teri yaad se rishta kal bhi tha
teri yaad se rishta aaj bhi hai,,

Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha
dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,,

Jo pyar hum tum karte they
woh pyar to zinda aaj bhi hai,,

Hum bichad gaye is doori mein
tum door ho majboori mein,,

Kabhi waqt mile to chali ana
khula dil ka darwaza aaj bhi hai,,

Na sataao, na tadpaao..... .
na mehfil mein yu tanha chodo,

Teri yaad me jaage kal bhi they,
teri yaad me jaage aaj bhi hain......

याद आते हैं वो दिन |

2009-02-22T06:38:00.000-08:00

Starting a Business

2009-02-19T11:17:00.000-08:00

In good economic times and in bad, if you have a passion to do it, then get in there and get into the game. There is not "right" time to start a business, because before you start a business, regardless of what the economy is up to, you need to get help and guidance to ease the pain of upstarts and reduce the chances of failure.

There are countless sources out there that can assist you when it comes to starting a business, running a business, getting financing and so forth. But I find that these sources that I have outlined are truly a great way to go.

Library
SBA
S.C.O.R.E

Among the three options listed above there are various magazines, websites and books you can turn to for even more information. Just because the economy is down doesn't mean you should be out. If you have a passion for something and want to turn it into a business, there is no better time to do it then right now.